Saturday, October 01, 2011

Rawalpindi Loose Canon and Eternally Returning Retiree


An appeal to the folks down there – It has been over a week since Mr. Rawalpindi loose canon released his toilet paper throwing dirt against one of the most respected Icons of World Cricket… And the sole reason behind such malicious outburst is to extract money from our own pocket by kicking our sentiments.  As a firm believer of freedom of speech, I am against any ban or below the belt tactics exercised even if the concerned party deserves more than that. Now that his soul mate and partner in crime Mr. Eternal Retirement Returnee has joined the fray and started throwing more dirt, and our gentleman cricketers will hardly stoop down to their level, it has become our responsibility to provide befitting response to such creeps. We all should refrain ourselves from shelling money from our pocket by buying copies of his toilet paper,  at any cost, so that he atleast don’t get rewarded from the share of money taken from our country to splurge on nightclubs and his post retirement activities. If anybody feels so itching to read out what that scum bag had written, try to grab the pirated copies, which may soon come to the pavements, so that he hardly gets his share. … Let the huge number of copies printed by the publisher get rotten in the bookshelves, so that no other intended followers should get inspired into such third rate publicity grabbing measures and get rewarded with . … please spread this message across the cyber space and enjoy the attached video…http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPP89axrP7k&feature=fvwrel 

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